Frequently Asked Questions
A list of commonly asked questions about Max such as "Did Max really get fired from a pet store?" and "Was Max's former literary agent a convicted felon?"
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Why doesn't Max have a real website like Dean R. Koontz with pictures of his books and of him?
This is a real website! Pictures of Max and his books are on Amazon, etc.
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Why isn't Max on Bluesky or Mastodon or TikTok or X?
Perpetual performance anxiety led Max to abandon these popular social media platforms for the pleasures of hermitage.
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How many times did Max apply to Mensa?
Never.
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Was Max really fired from a pet store?
Yes, he was — for failing to split the change on a $20 McDonald's order five ways.
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Was Max's former literary agent a convicted felon?
Sort of. For intimate details, please contact Max.
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Why can't I find Max's books anywhere, not even in dumpsters?
Excellent question. One reviewer called the dearth of Max's books a "literary crime." To make them available to the world at large, be a doer and start a petition at change.org.
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Does Max ever remember his dreams?
Rarely.
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Does Max suffer from any allergies?
Yes. Max suffers from seasonal asthma, which he traces back to a used bookstore in Leicester, England, where he was exposed to creeping bagweed.
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What is Max's writing routine?
He sits in a pretty comfortble chair for long hours, occasionally getting up to drink something and / or relieve himself.
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What is Max reading now?
Max is reading The Gospel Singer by Harry Crews, one of his favorite writers.
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How can I support Max on the road to success?
Make a charitable donation to the Friends of Max today.